Sunday, October 28, 2012
It's Sunday and I think it's a perfect time to discuss mindless Hollywood gossip that I was obsessed with last week.
Although let's be honest. Any time is a perfect time to discuss mindless Hollywood gossip.
So let's just do a shotgun start...the number 1 story I'm most fascinated by:
Tori Spelling's 4th-child-conceived-only-4 weeks-after-the-3rd child-was-born c-section scar busted open.
Can we pause and reflect on that sentence again?
I still can't process this even though I've read every single story written about it 47 times.
I'm completely horrified by it and yet cannot turn away.
Must click....and read about how HER INTESTINES CAME OUT.
Ohhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyy can't I click away?!?!
And where is the part of the story that says Dean has been neutered so this can never ever happen again?
Because that's the only way this story should end.
#2--Mr. and Mrs. Timberlake
Why does Jessica Biel make me yawn so much?
I get bored even just saying her name, let alone looking at her.
I see the People cover and she is wearing a pink wedding dress!
The hell???? Suddenly she's Sandy from Grease, carnival scene?!
#3--Jessica Simpson's parents are getting divorced
Ok, big deal. But is he gay? The former preacher who loves fashion and talking about his daughter's boobs? Hold on while I find my surprised face.
I think Papa Joe said it best: "She's got DDs. You can't cover those suckers up!"
#4--Jessica Alba, Are You My Mother?
I'm fascinated by how much her daughter Haven looks NOTHING like her. Or the father. Every time I see a pic of her and Haven, I always think she just picked up Marcia Cross's kid at the park by accident.
So you are welcome for this extremely insightful post.
Tomorrow I promise I'll have something more scholarly to post.
Ok, probably not.