Now hiring: Pin-ssistant.

Pinterest always makes me want an assistant.  

Because let's be realistic....I'm not getting this stuff done alone.     

First of all?   BAM.

Reindeer waters and popcorn bags for the holiday party at school.  Look at how my assistant and I even found the mini clothespin clips for the popcorn bags.  I can't even stand how crafty we are.

Secondly?

Of course my assistant would actually know where all my boys' Lego instruction books are.  That was in her job description. 

Thirdly?

My assistant followed through on my idea for the backyard. 

Now we must plan the BBQ.  

And by we I mean her.   

Fourthly?

Please make sure i have all the ingredients I need so I can make the kids breakfast kabobs in the morning.

Fifth--Do not forget to book the vacation....some place warm please.  

And when we return from vacation?  I give her all the junk I hauled back and she makes it all pretty and memorable for me.  In a jar. 

You know, it's hard work being a boss with staff. I mean, I have to spend all this time on Pinterest all the time...finding more stuff for her to do. But I do it because I care.  Like a boss.

And if she ever gets married, I would never let her take this pic.  

Or maybe I would.  

I'd be all "That's fun!  Do it!"  

And then pin the pic to my KLASSY board.