So it's 2013 and I realize I am the yellow Walkman of the blogosphere.
I was kind of cool and with it and happening years ago, before my two year hiatus.
Now I am just sitting in a pile marked 50 cents at a garage sale on Saturday morning.
Yes, I just said I was "happening". You know what else is happening? My mix tape.
My internal monologue on most days:
"FB page and FB fan page. SERIOUSLY ARE WE DOING THIS?"
"Someone just subscribed to my Facebook posts. I offer subscriptions?"
"There is an app for THEIR BLOG?"
"YES, I STILL USE BLOGGER. SO WHAT?!"
So look, the truth is I have no idea what I'm doing anymore around here technically speaking but I'm pretty smart and am going to figure this all out soon enough. I'm going to be all shiny and new and sparkly and will post it all to Instagram and you all better press LIKE. I'll text you all soon and let you know when it all goes down.