Last week on Instagram, I posted this pic and caption:
You thought I was kidding? People of the Internet, I give you......the PROBOSCIS:
When I was in kindergarten, I guarantee you I did not know anything about how to diagram a honeybee, let alone what the heck a proboscis is.
Let's be clear, I'm in my mid-30s now and I still do not know what it is.
No, I will not tell you how many times I had to rewind that video to try and understand what word he was saying, then try to Google said word. I was so tired after that, I gave up on the second word he said. Glossum or something like that. Which, according to him, is like a synonym for the first word he said.
This is getting embarrassing.
The only bee I could tell you about when I was in kindergarten was this guy and why I didn't want to see his face anywhere near my breakfast table.
Love you forever, Lucky Charms. No one compares to you. No one.
p.s. I still don't know how to pronounce it. Prometheus or whatever.
p.p.s. Don't tell Carter that I don't know how to pronounce it.
.....Or that I hid a box of Lucky Charms in the back of our freezer behind the frozen veggies so no one can find them. Except for me at 3am.