Like Dr. Evil. Only shorter and with more hair.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Carter: “Mommy?  Can I have those scissors?”

Me:  “Why?”

Carter:  “I need to bring them to school.”

Me: “Why?”

Carter: “William and I are going to cut down a tree at the playground tomorrow.”

Me: {Laughing}

Carter:  “I not kidding.”


“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly?”
–Dr. Evil


  1. That is priceless :) Out of the mouths of babes..Am I really the first comment squeal!!!

  2. Hey, he can get together with CJ who's very concerned about every broken tree and wants to fix them all with a hammer ;). So Carter and his friend can cut them down with their scissors and CJ will put them back together with a hammer, lol. Let me tell you, living in the North East in the fall with a little boy who's very concerned about trees is interesting to say the least, lol. Everyday more leaves fall off the trees and everyday he's wanting to put them all back on with a hammer.

  3. Love it! You just got to love kids imagination.

  4. So I'm guessing he's not so much a treehugger?

  5. HILAR. Seriously, that cracked me up. Your kid is funny. And cute!

  6. Carter has a bright future ahead of him, alright.


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