food

• McMommy's Most Favorite Lemon Chicken Ever
  HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! WELCOME TO THE PAR-TAYYYYYYY!!!!! Can I offer you a...
  
• Choices, choices.
  Remember Choose Your Own Adventure books? Where you got to choose what...
  
• You Must Have Time On Your Hands Lemon Chicken
  So you like a challenge, do you? Ingredients 2 boneless skinless chicken...
  
• PF Chang's Mongolian Beef {knockoff recipe}
  0 0 1 298 1703 amaretto 14 3 1998 14.0 ...
  
• Eggplant Parm But Not Really.
  Now I say "not really" because isn't true eggplant parm fried and layered...
  

gossip

• I just vomited.
  I'm posting this because if I had to have these images seared into my mind,...
  
• McMommywood: Oscar After Party
  I figured everyone and their mother blogged about the Oscars yesterday....
  
• McMommywood
  It's Sunday and I think it's a perfect time to discuss mindless Hollywood...
  
• McMommywood: Blizzard Edition
  Dear People Up North Who Are About To Get Hit With a Big Winter Storm, I...
  
• McMommywood: Sunday Thoughts while laying by the pool
  So in addition to my first love Harper Beckham, I now have a new love:...
  
• McMommywood: Likes and Dislikes Edition
  LIKE LIKE LIKE:   Harper Beckham I don't have a daughter but if...
  

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kids

• Are you smarter than a kindergartner?
  Last week on Instagram, I posted this pic and caption: You thought I...
  
• Paint War Gender Reveal
  This past month, life has been going along and I really haven't felt inspired...
  
• Who writes blog posts at 3am?
  ME, THAT’S WHO. Why? Well, sometime around 2am, Matthew woke up screaming...
  
• On Raising Tony Soprano
  {an actual conversation that took place today in the car} Carter:...
  
• The post where I cry and make up words.
  Look, I don't know if it's all this fresh cold air suddenly blowing through...
  
• Whenever I need a reminder, I read this...
  “All my babies are gone now. I say this not in sorrow but in disbelief. I...
  
• Like Dr. Evil. Only shorter and with more hair.
  Carter: “Mommy?  Can I have those scissors?” Me: ...
  
• Four years ago....
  He was one and half years old....  ...but his paws were still the...
  
• Come Fly with Me: An Airplane Party!
  (This post circa 2010 is being re-published by special...
  
• M+C+Mommy
  I read you some old retired posts from my blog tonight for the first time...
  
• Thank you for the advice, Anna Quindlen.
  "I wish I had not been in such a hurry to get on to the next thing:...
  
• The Worst Balloon Maker Guy In the History of Balloon Maker Guys.
  {Kids Eat Free Night} Oh, wow....what did the balloon guy make...
  
• At least you didn't have to deal with HER this morning.
  I've only been back blogging a week and I'm ALREADY on vacation?!?...
  
• Rules of the Pool
  On yesterday's post, I received this comment from Kmama: I'm so glad...
  
• The $1000 costume.
  TRICK OR TREAT!  Sorry I ate all the Reese's Peanut Butter cups but...
  
• You and I.
  You love anything lemon.  ME TOO.  People are lucky we don't...
  
• 10 Things You Need to Know Before You Have Your First Kid.
  When I was pregnant with my first, I soaked up all the parenting books,...
  
• Pool side.
  1. Oh.  You have your baby.  In a bar.   2. I heard...
  
• Mac Attack.
  Due to a long story that I'll later tell, I needed to get my kids a new...
  
• 5 and 8.
  I remember when I was a walking zombie. I was young but I felt so old....
  
• The other firsts.
  There are certain moments that I clearly remember being so excited for as a...
  
• Six {aka the Spongebob party}
  Guess what day it is today? Annoy Squidward day? No, silly.  That's...
  
• Rear view mirror.
  When did we get here, boys? The car rides without sippy cups of...
  
• Screwed.
  Hi.  I am super tired.  I was going to write you a fresh post today...
  
• I bet I failed at parenting more today than you did.
  Today at the park, my kids kicked off their shoes.  GROSS.  But we...
  

life

• Call Matt Damon cause I have some apples.
  Sometimes I get into a non-writing rut. And when that happens, I just let...
  
• Be jealous.
  You know what's awesome? ~When you essentially do not sleep the entire...
  
• Can't Live Without My....{under $20 beauty edition]
  Here is what I'm loving lately.....and bonus???  All under twenty...
  
• PICTURE THIS.
  BAM! I held up my end of the deal.  I love it when I actually follow...
  
• So THIS is what happened.
  So I popped over to my parents' house to say hello one evening after work...
  
• What Happened?
  So this happened: Any guesses as to what this was about?
  
• The Office.
  My current job is pretty great, but mostly because of the people I work...
  
• Friday Nonsense.
  1. I hope someone around here has been going around checking all the...
  
• Tag. I'm it.
  {I was tagged to answer these questions.  Nice. Let’s get this party...
  
• The couch at 4pm.
  This would be my wild child at 4pm this afternoon: Not sick.  Just...
  
• I love Kansas, and people named Jess, and every single one of my blog readers.
  I'm standing here in the kitchen, making eggs and toast, and listening to...
  
• Whenever I need a reminder, I read this...
  “All my babies are gone now. I say this not in sorrow but in disbelief. I...
  
• Come Fly with Me: An Airplane Party!
  (This post circa 2010 is being re-published by special...
  
• Red Lipstick: Take Two.
  Out of all the posts I have ever written on this blog, I find it CRAZY CRAZY...
  
• Hi.
  There are about a million things I should be doing right now. Firing this...
  
• M+C+Mommy
  I read you some old retired posts from my blog tonight for the first time...
  
• Bahamian Ketchup
  It's catch up time. Bahamian style! 1. What kind of girl re-starts her...
  
• Now hiring: Pin-ssistant.
  Pinterest always makes me want an assistant.   Because let's be...
  
• Crushed.
  My two girl crushes?  Sofia Vergara and Brooke Burke.   Sidebar:...
  
• My Advice for Christina Applegate {and other working moms}.
  I was recently perusing my typical intellectual reading(*cough gossip website...
  
• Brain Potpourri
  1.  I just wrote that title and realized....does anyone even get that...
  
• Because it still hurts.
  Incomprehensible pain. One of the news websites used those two words as a...
  
• {twenty thirteen}
  I plan to......... 1. Take more pictures. 2. Try to be more of a...
  
• State of the Blogosphere
  So it's 2013 and I realize I am the yellow Walkman of the blogosphere. I was...
  
• TO BE CONTINUED.....
  OMG YOU GUYS I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU. Story coming soon.  I need...