Friday, January 2, 2009

My Perfect Son's Wedding

My friend emailed this to me today. As a mom to two perfect boys, I naturally found this hilarious....

(Click on each to enlarge or you'll miss the comedy)



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50 Comments!:

Wendy said...

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Kirsten: said...

That invitation was truly hilarious!!! Hopefully I won't have to use that when my son is old enough!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Gina said...

I am brand new to the world of blogging and found you on the top 50 list at momdot.com. Congrats on that...you deserve it...your posts are hysterical.

Gina said...

I am brand new to the world of blogging and found you on the top 50 list at momdot.com. Congrats on that...you deserve it...your posts are hysterical.

Two Little Lambs said...

Classic. I share your predictions with my 2 sons. I just hope they get hitched early enough for me to be able to enjoy some grandchildren!

Mandy said...

I have seen this before and I still laughed out loud. I will tell you as a mom of two perfect boys myself...Oy.

Congrats on your Top 50 ranking on Momdot.com. :)

Weaselmomma said...

I guess lap dancing doesn't pay well enough to cover the charges of a 'final fitting'. Or she bought the dress during a 1/2 off sale.

kel said...

OH MY GOD.... IS THAT PIC FOR REAL?? eeeeww!! Can you just imagine one of your angels marrying THAT?

Megryansmom said...

That is the actual invitation for my son's wedding this past June! The picture was not far off.

Clare said...

you crack me up, where did you find that picture, that is just awful!

Wendy@RuensOnTheRun said...

I've seen the invitation before, but not the picture. Wow - a marriage of a Boob and a set of Boobs!

Jen said...

I have a pet peeve about too much boobage at weddings so this picture was a bit too much for my eyes to handle. But it was pretty hilarious!

Michelle said...

That picture is crazy! I can't believe someone would really dress like that on their wedding day!

Erin said...

oh dear lord... that dress CANT be real.... WHO would even say... OH YEAH, THAT LOOKS WONDERFUL?! I hope someone was playing with photoshop ... LOL at the invite... nobody will be good enough for my son! LOL!

nonna said...

my hubby says, "hey, i like that dress. boy she's got some titties on her." the invite actually got a chuckle out of him too. it's a miracle! he's laughed at a blog post. (he thinks i'm crazy, spending all this time reading and writing on here and doesn't see the facination at all)

Krystyn said...

Invitation hilarious....picture....ewwwwwww!!! I sure hope that's photoshopped!

Terri said...

OH.MY.GOD. How did you know that I am at a wedding today and the only thing I know about the groom is his first name, his Dr. father's resume and how much money the bride is marrying into?

I may delete this later if I think my family may see it, since it is a family wedding.

Terri said...

OH.MY.GOD. How did you know that I am at a wedding today and the only thing I know about the groom is his first name, his Dr. father's resume and how much money the bride is marrying into?

I may delete this later if I think my family may see it, since it is a family wedding.

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

How did you get my wedding picture??? Hahaha.... I laughed out loud when I saw that!!! I'll begin praying for your sons now!!!

*jimaie.marie* said...

OMG, i am dyinnggg of laughter!! LOL i love it. and the picture?! ahhaa. perfection.
i'm totally forwarding this to my mom :D

MommyTime said...

OH, MY EYES!!

The invitation is hilarious. The photograph? Really, it MUST be staged. I hope hope hope.

Liz said...

my brother (who is perfect of course) married the woman described in the invitation! I can totally relate! soooo funny!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Oh my gosh--I'm thinking 'white' is not the right color for that bride ;)

The Microblogologist said...

I think that dress would be modest if someone of my chest size were wearing it... I wonder if he was her surgeon, those are so not real, and it doesn't look like a photoshop job to me. The Doctor just wants to show off his work people!

Kelli @ writing the waves said...

hahahahaha...that picture just tops it off. I SO hope that is not an actual wedding photo!

Jennifer said...

As a mom of three teen boys I find this hysterical and pray it does not come true.

Rose and Jill said...

If my hypothetical son was getting married and she walked out, I'd be all "he is NOT marrying that hussy!"
-R

ScrappinAway said...

Just found you and love your blog! Going to try the nipple cream, but was wondering if you had ever tried bag balm (used to moisturize cow utters) but works great on human lips! And its medicated my hubby just added! I have a habbit of reading blogs out loud to him (bless his heart) and he really enjoyed yours!

Leslie said...

I read the invite, before looking at the photo, and thought to myself, "Wow, I hope this isn't what my fiance's parents think of me!!" Then I scrolled down to the photo and realized that there's no way my boobs could ever look like that, haha!! Thank goodness!!

Adrian's Crazy Life said...

Oh my goodness! That is an EXACT copy of my wedding dress (snicker). Hilarious!

Janah @ So Not Mom-a-licious said...

Is there a reason you thought it was okay to post my wedding photo? I mean, I really thought I was being held up well. HAHAHAA! I would love to see what the pictures of her bending over to throw the bouquet looked like!!!

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

Oh God, there are SO many things wrong with this picture. I don't even know where to start. let me begin with my husband's comment after seeing the picture:

"If I were the pastor at that wedding..."

I had to interrupt with "YOU THINK A MINISTER MARRIED THEM???"

Liz said...

Poor thing. She thought they were already at the hotel & put on her honeymoon lingerie.

Jenny said...

So...what do you think is going through the minds of the ladies in the foreground. I think the older lady is thinking, "You've got to be kidding me..." and the younger girl is thinking, "Look at her eyes - not the boobs. The face. The face. The face. D'OH!"

Bethany said...

Freakin' tell me about it...I married an only child! I'm sure that's what our wedding invitation would've looked like had my MIL been in charge. :)

Mama Pocketbook said...

Haha, that is hysterical! I love the invitation. I am looking all over http://www.gatheringguide.com/ec/invitations_design.html trying to find someone to do some invitations for my son and I might just show them that one and say, "Just copy it exactly." I'm kidding of course. I think my new daughter in law will be lovely-- I just don't know her very well yet because they never visit! God willing, she will not show up in that dress.